The Beauty Within

Hello,
My name is Gloria and I scare neighbors.
I didn’t mean to scare my neighbor intentionally, but I think she’s pretty damn scared.  Last night, I came home from studying at school around 2:30 am.  I notice that my neighbor left her keys (car, apartment, and who knows what else) in the key hole.  I knocked […]

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I’m staring at a booger right now that has a long ass trail of snot hanging onto it.  It’s sitting prettily on top of a paper towel for me to inspect.  It amazed me that this huge ball of snot and boogers came out of my nose!  Upon inspection, I do notice that the snont […]

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is still super sexy..
the ideal man, despite age or race is still

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Jessica and I have decided that if I were a man, I’d be a super popular fobstar that has tons and tons of female fans chasing me and forcing me into hiding. Why? Cuz I’ll be too irresistable if I were a man!

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Before!!!

AFTER!

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